#lidl break in

[faaun]

ok let's catch up quickly

[phagodyke]

sorry for not posting much on tumblr lately I've been trying this thing called "having a life" have any of u guys heard of it idk it's kind of niche....

[thursdayg1rl]

back in my custard cream era if you even care

[carlosdropshot]

tomorrow there's a higher than usual probability that champs elysee will not be won with a bunch sprint (still very unlikely).

[smute]

guess who slept in and didn't go to class lmao

[violottie]

Boycott Israeli Dates this Ramadan, from Call 2 Action Now, 28/Feb/2024: (caption under images)

This Ramadan, don’t break your fast with an Israeli date. Stand in solidarity with the Palestinian people.

Israel’s genocidal assault on Palestinians in the Gaza Strip has now killed tens of thousands. Palestinians, facing down Israel’s catastrophic violence, call on us to boycott Israeli products in solidarity with their struggle for freedom.

Follow this quick guide to boycotting Israeli dates:

• Always check the label when buying dates. Don’t buy dates that are produced or packaged in Israel or its West Bank settlements. If no country of origin can be found on the box, check the retailer’s website.

• One of Israel’s largest exporters is called Hadiklaim. It sells dates in supermarkets under these names: King Solomon, Jordan River and Jordan River Bio-Top, as well as under the labels of supermarket chains. Check the box carefully, if the dates were “exported by Hadiklaim” – don’t buy them.

• Avoid these companies: Mehadrin, MTex, Edom, Carmel Agrexco, and Arava

#checkthelabel is not enough. Israel has been caught labelling their dates as ‘produce of Palestine’. Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Waitrose, M&S, Morrison, Aldi, Lidl and Asda package Israeli dates under their own labels!

Buy dates from Zaytoun, Alard, Yaffa, and Holy Land Date all support Palestinian Farmers. If you cannot get hold of these brands then buy dates from Tunisia, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Pakistan, UAE and Algeria.

[rightintheghoulies]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Reminiscing on Cardinal Meet and Greets…

I’M HAPPY FOR YOU BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

/lh

/hj

/pos

[autobahnmp3]

this dinner was sn absolute flop :(

[mrsparrasblog]

Randome TF141 headcanons

Some of them are weird. But I just know.

Price:

Never go to the toilet after him

has a hut in the forest for fishing but mostly ends up fucking a local in there

because this man is a whore

he is still the most loyal when he is in a relationship

his favorite food is Shepard's pie or red jelly but not the green one and no one understands why

has so hard Daddy issues that he fathers everyone

uses AXE dark temptation to get rid of the cigar smell in his house

smells like Tom Ford tobacco vanilla

his love language is gift - giving and acts of service

NSFW:

he is a munch everyone knows it but still he is the biggest munch

Breeding kink

He is a whore but just because he thinks he doesn't deserve more than a one nighstands , please give this man a soft wife to dot on - preferably me

he hates Anal sex but riming is okay in his cards

says he is straight but bottomed Simon and Johnny on many occasions and likes to get blowies from or favorite pretty boy :)

prefers hair down there

Ghost:

He only Shops at Lidl you will never see him at Tesco or Sainsbury, even with all the coupons and tricks Lidl is cheaper. You will never see him somewhere else.

He hates London with all his heart, if there were a hate page for London he would be the admin. Dirty tube, bad football, and too many tourists.

He has a deep hate against a parrot, if parrots have zero haters he is dead.

Read Jane Austin and enjoyed it.

Has a book of stupid jokes in his apartment and laughs about them

When he is in love he is the cutest man alive, but somehow still creepy, he knows your favorite things in everything even your favorite underwear company even tho you never told anyone.

uses 5 - 1 shampoo .... from Lidl (still very keen on hygiene) 

NSFW 

He watches stepsiblings' porn unapologetically 

Has a mommy kink. I could go into heavy detail about it

He isn't a rough lover more of a service Dom 

Doesn't care about hair down there

Soap: 

He sometimes feels left out in his family, his siblings have children and "normal" jobs. His family doesn't see his lifestyle as something to be proud of

Except for his mom, he is such a momma boy but in a good way.

Was a sperm doner once (more than once) but only because he is a good guy with fertile genes 

His mohawk was an accident, he decided it looked "fresh" so it stayed.

Watches DC instead of Marvel...... why?

Uses Hugo Boss, bottled Night, got it from his grandma, and never used anything else

NSFW: 

Gaz was his BI awakening: after las Almas and the broken shoulder he couldn't wank himself properly, and he got so frustrated because he couldn't even sleep properly with a woman because of it, and he didn't just want to go to the Pub and say "Hey my shoulder is broken can you wank me". So in his half-drunk state, he asked Gaz. And after promising each other they would never talk about it, Kyle did help him. Johnny never cummed that fast. He isn't sure if it was because of Kyle's skilled hands, Kyle's fucking hot body, or that he didn't have a wank in two weeks. And when Kyle licked his cum that was his awakening that he likes men and Women. Of course, he returned the favor after he was healed:)

His favorite porn category is Woman Masturbating or Male Masturbating, everything that is solo is 100000 times better than "real porn".

He lost his Virginity very Young to an older Woman. Johnny always flexed about this, but this isn't a reason to flex.

When you sleep with him - you need to be on the pill because he is mister fucks so hard that every condom breaks.

He wears lingerie sometimes - he pulls it better off than some of us :(

cums way too fast but can last like 4-6 rounds 

loves tit fucking

Gaz: 

smells like Bleu de Chanel 

had a more expensive skincare routine than you 

he loves skincare 

He grew up with two moms.

He loves listening to Taylor Swift. No one can convince me otherwise.

Is deeply in love with me

He played Rugby in school. If he hadn't joined the Military, he would be a professional Rugby player.

Kyle was still somehow that awkward kid in class. Even needed to change the school because he got bullied.

NSFW:

He was disappointed in Johnny's cock sucking skills, but Price is a different breed.

can pull anyone and is mister give everyone an orgasm, not once in his life did he let his lover unsatisfied

had a foursome once when he was like 23, with three girls who were obsessed with him, and who can judge them

he is a guy who doesn't kiss and tell

his fav porn category is Anal Sex

has a CNC kink but is afraid to ask

is shaven down there but doesn't care if you are or not.

I have so much more ahhhh

[cutiecusp]

Lebkuchen. A König drabble.

👑

"What do you have there, maus?" A sleepy voice broke through the quiet break room.

You hide the bag, hoping he would drop it, and allow you to snack on them in peace.

"N-nothing, König. Go back to your nap." You urge.

Sensing something was being hidden from him, König rouses from the sofa he had passed out on.

"I know you are hiding something, is it a treat?" He asks in a soft tone, almost pleading for a taste of whatever it is you do NOT want to share.

You sigh, pulling the bag out onto the kitchen table. As stealthy as you are, when it comes to food, no one is safe.

"Here." You mock pout, showing him what you brought.

"I went to Lidls and they-"

"LEBKUCHEN?" His voice booms, excitement floating in the air.

"You like them?" You ask, laughing at his childlike reaction.

"But of course! These are when you know Christmas is coming, spiced biscuits, a little wine.. it is my very favourite time of year!" He exclaims, ripping open the packet and eating a few.

"See? This is a moon, and this is a bell, a shooting star..." he carries on, lost in his enjoyment, until the bag is empty.

"Oh, Maus. I'm sorry, I got carried away." He admits sadly, his eyes meeting yours.

"Oh, it's okay. I understand." You say, with a little sad face, before bringing out another from your carrier bag.

"That's why I brought two!" You laugh.

.........

*Lebkuchen, spiced biscuits covered in sugar and chocolate. I like the big bags of pink, white and brown ones ;)

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[thisfrailheart]

prompt: soulmates | july 7 | wolfstar au | teen and up - swearing | word count: 926 | @wolfstarmicrofic

***

It's Wednesday and Remus is finally well enough to brave the short walk to the café down the road to get himself a treat. One can only live off of canned soup and cheese toasties for so long. He's almost made it to his destination when someone barrels into him, the stuff they had piled high in their arms tumbling to the ground.

Remus winces as he stumbles, cursing under his breath.

"Shit! I'm so sorry!," the other person cries and grabs Remus' arm to keep him from falling.

There's a scathing remark on the tip of his tongue but he immediately forgets when he looks over and sees the most beautiful man looking back. And he seems so frazzled that Remus can't help but shake his head and give him a small smile.

"It's fine."

The man lets go of him. "It's really not. I'm so sorry. I'm so out of it today. My brother just had a baby and I'm losing my mind a bit," he explains and bends down to pick up his stuff, which Remus now realizes is a massive amount of baby items.

"You get a pass, then. First time uncle?," he asks, a bit enchanted by how much this stranger seems to care about his family. Remus stoops to help him gather everything into his arms.

"Godfather, actually," the man replies with a blinding grin.

"Congratulations," Remus says and places a pack of muslin cloths on top of the pile.

"Thank you. And thanks for your help."

"No worries." Remus wrings his hands, not sure what to do now.

"Well. Goodbye?," the stranger says and smiles at Remus one more time.

"Bye." Remus gives a little awkward wave, then watches the man disappear down the road.

There's a weird sense of loss blooming in his chest. Once he's back in his flat he realizes he didn't even get a name.

It's Friday and Remus is on his way to Mary's house. The station is overflowing with people and he'd rather be home alone. He's waiting for the crowd of passengers to step off the train when someone passing him grabs his wrist, holding on. He looks up and into grey eyes.

"Oh," Remus breathes. It's him. The stranger with the baby stuff.

"Hi," he says. His thumb sweeps over Remus skin in a soft caress.

"Hi," Remus replies. Someone bumps into him from behind, telling him to move.

"I'm sorry, I have to—" Remus tries, gets cut off by people shoving and complaining.

The hand on his wrist slips away. Remus, propelled onto the tube by people around him, turns back right as the doors close. The beautiful stranger's eyes follow him as they pull out of the station. I still don't know his name, Remus thinks.

It's Tuesday and Sirius is about to lose his mind in freaking Lidl. He'd come in to pick up a few essentials but now he's stuck in a horribly slow-moving queue, behind two old ladies chatting about the most mind-numbing things. He lets his mind drift, conjuring images of handsome men with honey-colored eyes when a voice interrupts.

"Uhm, hi?"

And it's him. The handsome guy from his dreams, talking to him over the partition. Goosebumps break out along his arms. "Hi."

But right when the stranger opens his mouth, the queue starts moving at lightning speed and Sirius has no choice but to bend to its will.

"Wait outside?," the man asks. Sirius thinks that wild horses couldn't drag him away. The handsome stranger finds him a shockingly short amount of time later. Unfortunately that's also the exact moment his phone starts ringing incessantly.

"Answer it. Could be important," the guy tells him with the kindest expression and Sirius wants to kiss him. He answers his phone instead and is greeted by a newborn screaming bloody murder.

Sirius looks at his phone, then the stranger. Ends the call with a sigh. Pouts. Sighs again. "I'm so sorry, I think—"

"Someone needs you. Go." A laugh from handsome guy. Sirius pulls on his backpack and hurries off with a sad "bye".

A shout behind him. "The Swan!"

Sirius turns back to the stranger, confused. "Sorry?"

"The restaurant? Do you know where it is?," handsome man asks.

Sirius nods.

"Meet me there Saturday? At 7?"

Sirius nods again. His turn to grin. "It's a date."

It's only when the baby is screaming directly in his ear that he notices he has a date but still no name.

It's Saturday and Sirius is waiting by the bar. He's thinking about ordering the entire cocktail menu to get absolutely sloshed and forget about being stood up. Serves him right for tempting fate over and over again, he thinks. Too good to be true, in the end.

A breathless voice behind him. "I'm Remus. I'm sorry I'm late."

Sirius turns to him, a shiver running up his spine. Handsome stranger - Remus - looks like he ran the whole way and Sirius' stomach swoops. Finally finally finally. "Sirius, like—"

"The star. Nice to meet you, finally." Remus is grinning and Sirius wants to take him home. Never let him go. There's something about knowing his name, at last. It's warm, feels final.

"It was inevitable, I think," Sirius says.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. So much went wrong and yet here we are. It was meant to be." Sirius blushes at the implication.

Remus smiles. "I think you're right."

It's still Saturday when Remus kisses him goodnight.

It's Sunday.

It's Monday.

It's Tuesday.

It's Wednesday.

It's Thursday.

It's Friday.

It's Forever.

[wolfavens]

ghost car of barna road

track 2 - slop 1/2

i woke up early and stashed last night's bottle of whiskey into my backpack. the sky was a turbulent cyan, beyond the window of my childhood bedroom. aside from a single suitcase all my things were still in the car. there was no dress change until i brough the boxes in.

but coffe first.

i opened the door on a dark empty staircase, walked the 2 steps toward the creaking stairs, bumped my head on a decorative element, slipped, cussed, got to the kitchen and reached for the kettle just in time for an assault.

someone yelled and barelled towards me.

i threw the kettle at them.

glass and tiny elecrical parts scattered over the floor to my cried. “what the fuck, mom!!! what the actual fuck!!! jesus, for fuck’s sake!!!”

“fiadh?”

“yes!” i yelled, pushing my shaking hands into my hair while sampling the damage. “of course it’s me, who the fuck do you fucking think it could be?!!”

cool and collected my mother lowered the decorative giraffe statue she was armed with and smoothed out her mauve nightgown. “there are break-ins now, you know. dangerous criminal elements. the news said so.”

i glowered at her. “where would the fucking criminal element get the keys?”

“don’t cuss,’ she replied. then, turning to the stairs called up, “it’s fiadh, mark! tell the garda everything is alright, now”

i sighed, lowering my face into my palms while she stashed away her girrafe and enveloped me in a tight hug. her body felt warm and small. she used to be so much taller than me. she used to be taller than the world.

i pulled away, attempting a smile that felt short. “coffe?”

“oh, i’m afraid the kettle is busted.”

“i can use a top,” I proposed, opening a cupboard and looking in. i wondered where, among all this colourful junk, will i ever be able to stash my earless prague mug.

my mom pursed her lips. “well… they have kettles at lidl this week.”

i stopped and pulled my head back to look at her. if her face was any indication she was not fucking joking. “it’s quite early and…”

“they open in 4 minutes.”

“are you seriou…”

“yes, now that i think about it there is this one cyan option i've had my eye on…”

“mom, i didn’t have my coffee yet and this is just…”

“yes, baby,” she said in a very calming voice, pointing at a supermarket ad, ‘that is why we need the kettle, see? oh, and while you’re there maybe grab some eggs and rolls? i’ll make us a nice omellete.”

[meezer]

I saw the handsome lidl employee. through the window of the lidl. he had a winter coat on over his lidl attire. either his shift was ending or he's going outside for a cigarette break. have a good day king...

[bedeliainwonderland]

hey k, a little birdie told me you wanted the question :)

Do you think Hannibal was in love with Alana and Bedelia? The same way he was in love with Will? Or how do you see Hannibal's relationship with Alana and Bedelia compared to his intense love for Will?

😘❤️ aww thank you, you didn’t have to send it haha. I was just being overdramatic because I am annoyed.

But since you asked… *adjusts glasses and takes a sip of pink g&t, Lidl’s finest* WARNING: VERY LONG, read at own risk 💀

Soooo, let’s start by saying that Hannibal “loves” a lot of people. He loved Jack, he loved Abigail. In his own way, of course, and it’s not such a good thing to be loved by him. Can prove quite fatal. Not one of these 3 relationships are alike for many reasons. It’s like comparing apples, oranges and dog food.

Alana: Hannibal was absolutely fond of her and loved her in a way. She was a strong and intelligent woman and Hannibal has a thing for strong women, starting from his aunt (a thing that’s NEVER discussed by the fandom). Their connection was limited for obvious reasons: Hannibal could have never showed her his true self, she would have never accepted him for who he was. She wasn’t like him. When she asked if she could have ever understood him and he said no, it was actually a rare moment of truth from him. Yes, their romance was a form of a distraction, very useful for Hannibal, but he treated her well. Whether that excuses the lies and the deception, it’s up to everyone’s personal judgment. (I would have still slept with him 😏)

Will: *sighs* I am obviously not a fan, mainly because of the fandom and how the show turned into a bad fanfic by season 3 (because the creator loved being worshipped by a small group of people and ignored plot coherency in a process). Does Hannibal love Will? Yes. Does he love him in the way the fandom claims? Absolutely not. Will and his empathy are such a perfect thing for Hannibal. He’s a narcissist and what he loves most is himself. Will and his “gift” makes him an ideal clean slate Hannibal can project himself onto. He doesn’t care for Will on a personal level. He loves him the way one loves a favourite book or other object. You love it and you don’t want anyone else to have it, but you don’t expect the book to return your feelings. I imagine Hannibal had several other “projects” before Will, but no one them were so “pliant” to Hannibal’s tricks. Plus Will’s push back made Hannibal more and more obsessive. Would taking Will and Abigail to Europe work? Absolutely not, because again, Hannibal has never considered their own feelings. He has never considered them as persons. It would have blown up in his face and he would have probably killed them both (unless they escaped somehow). My biggest issue with the show is that Hannibal would have never forgiven Will his betrayal (or anyone else’s for that matter). Mizumono was a perfect break up with all his “relationships”. And don’t give me the “Hannibal loved Will so much he forgive him”. No, it was a creator’s choice to cater to the fandom and very OOC.

Bedelia: my biggest pet peeve is when people say she was “Will’s substitute”. Bitch please… if you must consider this in those terms, Will was the substitute. But you shouldn’t because those relationships have nothing in common. But the “brides of Frankensteeeein”?? I hear you scream. That was just Bedelia having fun toying with Will (and actually it was fan service…). She has never felt jealous about his relationship with Hannibal (she did find him a loose cannon though and was wary of what he might do to her). I once did a full on breakdown on their relationship throughout the episodes and wish I could find it again (search option here is… ughh). I will try to keep it short this time. Bedelia’s presence in Hannibal’s life is unique. When we meet Bedelia for the first time, it is being said that they have known each other for years at this point. Longer than anyone ever!! Hannibal is not a creature that keeps people around. So there’s something about Bedelia that makes her special. He is clearly enamoured by her and it’s an ongoing thing. If he “loved” her and then stopped, he would have killed her. What makes Bedelia special is that she is the only person that Hannibal treats like, well, a person. She is the only one on his “level”, the only one he respects. And it’s the respect that makes this so important. Hannibal has zero respect for anyone else, most people are just possible meat to him. He doesn’t respect Will or Abigail. It’s like Bedelia is a little pedestal above all others in Hannibal’s mind. But most importantly, she KNOWS. We don’t know how much she knows at the time of season 1, but she knows enough. Enough to know what he is. And she is not afraid or repulsed. Quite the contrary. And Hannibal senses she is like him, that’s why he sends her a wounded bird to kill. She does, proving him right, yet is not ready to embrace her dark side. Hannibal is: fine, I’ll wait. Again proving how special she is to him. She warns him, he doesn’t listen, she leaves, he lets her! But he wanted to kill heeer… no, he wanted to see if she was were really gone and if she had betrayed him (he’s fixated on betrayal in general). She didn’t, she left him a gift, once again proving how well she knows him and telling him they’ll meet again. Both his romance with Alana and his plan to get away with his “projects” only started AFTER she left. Bedelia wasn’t a plan B, she was plan A but she left. Let’s skip an essay on Florence since this is already ridiculously long, just a few points. Fandom’s obsession with pointing out that he only talked about Will: yeah, because FAN SERVICE, we had like 4 conversations between them, out of hundreds that would have taken place. Literally ALL the characters talk only about them. It has zero relevance to their relationship. The writers weren’t interested in developing any other storyline. But even so, we still got more than enough to see how much they meant to each other. Dimmond’s death: Hannibal literally (oops again that word) gives her an out. She could have left and he would have not followed. But she stayed and this was a moment when Hannibal realized he fucked up. His reckless behaviour has already ruined their life in Florence and now he finally see that Bedelia accepts him fully, like no one else ever did (NO, WILL DOESN’T). Things reach their boiling point, she patches him up (lovingly) and sends him away. And he ACCEPTS it! Even more so, he promises to support her story. This is HUGE, Hannibal has only cared about telling his own story and plotting his own way, and here he is like sure babe, I will say whether you want me to say. If that doesn’t make Bedelia a queen of his heart, I don’t know what does. Finally, contrary to what fandom says, Bedelia has NEVER betrayed Hannibal. She has covered for him and she has tried to help him. Bedelia is the only person who understands Hannibal. She is quite like him (same interests, same tastes) Hannibal never wanted and would never hurt or kill her. He feels protective of her, after all.

I ran out of space. If you got this far, I kiss you on the forehead 💋 thank you for reading!

[schadenfreudich]

Actually really fascinated by free school lunches in the US. Some of the schools I went to didn't even have a cafeteria. And when they did it sure wasn't free.

Also the like, not lunch food was quite expensive compared to just going to the Lidl or something. But you might not have enough time to go or end up with only 5 minutes left of your lunch break when you get back.

[jup1ter-moon]

hello tumblr here is a list of where me and my girlfriend think magnus archives characters would grocery shop (with notes from my dear mother) jonathon sims - doesn't shop (sometimes goes to waitrose specifically for the sourdough rolls) martin - mainly aldi but loves a tesco meal deal sasha - lidl tim - boots or sainsburys gertrude - waitrose elias - refuses to shop and makes peter do it peter - iceland or sometimes heron foods (hate sainsburys because his mum would take him shopping with her as a child) michael shelly - asda gerry - co-op jared hopworth - farm foods (also, he would buy condensed milk in a tin from a corner shop and drink it while walking around. based on some horrors i witnessed from my friends boyfriend) georgie - asda melanie - co-op but she doesn't go shopping without georgie because she ends up getting into fights (she's banned from one stop) daisy - matalan food hall (or just stealing animals directly from farmers fields) basira - heron foods helen richardson - waitrose simon fairchild - costco, specifically the hot dogs mike crew - tesco express jude perry - greggs (she likes putting her hands in the shelves with the hot to go food. once brought agnes there for a date but agnes wanted to sit outside in the wind and so they went home.) oliver banks - sainsburys annabelle cane - costa coffee. for all groceries rosie - co-op (because she has short lunch breaks) or lidl ("when she finally escapes" according to my girlfriend) not!sasha - farm food but she only buys seeds and eats them in store mary - waitrose. she used to shop at asda but thought she was too high class for their self service jurgen leitner - tescos (specifically for the wine) or sometimes greggs if he's feeling brave jane prentiss - co-op or boots (my mum staunchly disagrees with this and i dont know why) john amherst - tesco but only the grimy ones